Vegan singer and fashion designer Miley Cyrus gave a classic Christmas song a much-needed makeover on "The Tonight Show" last night. In a skit with show host Jimmy Fallon, Cyrus unpacks the lyrics to the popular holiday song "Santa, Baby," editing them for the\u00a021st century. \u201cI think I might need to change a few of these lyrics,\u201d Cyrus told Fallon. "Slip a sable under the tree for me--do you even know what that is?" Fallon guesses "a sword" to which Cyrus corrects him: "No, Jimmy, it's fur and I'm vegan." Cyrus takes aim at several other lyrics in the song as well. The original song, written in 1953, was best known for being performed by singer, actor, and activist Eartha Kitt, of "Catwoman" fame. But, according\u00a0to Cyrus, the song implies that Santa may receive sexual favors in exchange for material gifts, something Cyrus says won't fly today. View this post on Instagram @jimmyfallon @iammarkronson Santa baby ??? link in story to watch full video! A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Dec 20, 2018 at 5:47pm PST \u201cAm I saying I\u2019m gonna hook up with Santa if he buys me all this stuff?\u201d\u00a0she asks Fallon. He gives her his blessing -- all part of the skit -- to change up the lyrics as she sees fit. And she does. She proceeds to tell Santa she doesn't want "diamonds, cash, or stuff,\u201d she sang as Fallon presents her with a diamond necklace. \u201cNothing that comes in a box. No more fluff. I\u2019ve had enough. And I can buy my own damn stuff.\u201d She's then joined by fellow vegetarian Mark Ronson,\u00a0with whom she just released a single, "Nothing Breaks Like a Heart."\u00a0She goes on with her manifesto, saying\u00a0the only\u00a0thing\u00a0she wants from\u00a0Santa\u00a0is a little bit of\u00a0equal rights and justice. \u00a0\u201cListen, Santa, to what I say. A girl\u2019s best friend is equal pay,\u201d she sang. \u201cStop interrupting me when I talk. And don\u2019t text me pictures of your\u2026\u201d (Ronson\u2019s phone buzzes.)\u00a0\u201cSanta baby, I\u2019d love to know my ass won\u2019t get grabbed at work by some ignorant jerk,\u201d she sang. \u201cTell the dirtbags to put away their chimneys tonight.\u201d Become a\u00a0CLUBKINDLY\u00a0member today!